Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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