Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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