My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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