You're completely useless in the revolution.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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