he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I cut my penus on the lid.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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