return my video game
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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