ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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