I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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