We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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