she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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