I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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