ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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