All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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