I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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