If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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