I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Holy shit dude........stairs
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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