if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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