I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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