Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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