Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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