why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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