I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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