I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
