my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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