Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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