Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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