After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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