There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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