what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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