I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Randomize
