All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?