i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He has the fingertips of a God
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