I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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