some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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