did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We don't watch enough power rangers
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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