He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Randomize
