We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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