I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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