A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
