Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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