You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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