you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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