i just had sex bonerless
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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