Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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