Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
