Sponge bath it is.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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