All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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