Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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