but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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