Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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