I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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