I want to stick my p in your. b.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
