Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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