She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it glows. i had to have it.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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