Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i think im in europe. pls send help
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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