Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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